date: october 12
time: 10pm
neurosis: anthropophobia
sadness sadness sadness whine whine NO! okay so today all this stuff happened and it was soooo cool and like, made me a cool person and made me happy x 10 to infinity. oh yes. there was so much going on and nothing at the same time but fred flintstone and his posse, which is velma and betty and barney and pebbles (why do they call the cereal fruity pebbles, like we are eating his daughter ... oh shit!) and bambam, and dino the (sort of) dog. they did not have tropicana in those days so life was pretty much useless. and they didn't have the internet, so they didn't have blogs, so life was just uber-not worth living. hahahahaha.
on second thought life is wonderful, i'm gonna get off my ass and stop writing this pointless account of my life and go out and actually live! eh, but so tired, and i might run in to some people i know from school. maybe i'll just stay inside and watch old movies, like from before the 1950's. wait, i'm not that cultured. maybe i'll just watch charlies angels 4 instead. what is your major malfunction? shit, i just got drafted. that's right, i'm going to nam. vietnam, that is. i wonder if i'll be a beacon of upstanding righteousness spreading democracy or if i'll become consumed with the nihilism of a primordial, post-apocalyptic hell. i hope i don't have to use napalm. maybe i'll just move to canada or become gay to evade the draft. bet nobody's ever tried that before. looking over my writing, a lot of this seems really disjointed and free associative. i wonder what anyone reading this thinks of me. freud would have a field day. who am i kidding, nobody is reading this, not even you! you're only skimming it. bastard. i'm going to go gorge myself on fruity pebbles, which surely triggered (unconsciously, of course) my earlier discussion of fred flintstone. isn't psychology great?
Friday, October 12, 2007
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